November 9, 2017
You ever just get lost by accident? Well, we did, in a land of mysterious monsters and dazzling sights. Like the mysterious island or something. Also we were lazy. Here's a podcast, in full throated offseasonness.
Opening Song: JOhn Wesley Coleman - I Feel Like A Sad Clown
Closing Song: Dark Chocolate Chips - Let Me Spend My Money
October 20, 2017
Things get insipid quick, as there's just too much Yankees talk. Just ick. They're good though, and Cashman is a great GM, all things considered. Also talk of Baltimore pit beef, the Dodgers and what could go wrong, and basketball, somehow.
Opening Song: The Moaners - Yankee On My Shoulder
Closing Song: Peripheral Living - Fate Dodge
October 13, 2017
What is the point anyway? The Yankees always win. All things fall back to chaos, except baseball. Then it's the goddamn Yankees.
Anyway, here's some postseason talk for you, mostly Indians. Then a pitcher draft! It has few rules.
OPening song - Soularflair - What Fresh Hell
Closing Song - Plattenboss Undertakers - Pitched
October 5, 2017
After a layoff for whatever reason, you don't know, the season is reviewed. Happiness, sadness, all things are explored. Also discussion of various (one) soft cheeses.
Opening Song: Spider Bag - Back With You Again In The World
Closing Song: Gefilte Fist - With Cheese
September 14, 2017
In honor of the incredible runs of the Cleveland Indians, here's the hosts' 21 favorite things about the 2017 baseball season. It's wide-ranging. Also, Merritt has a great (bad) idea.
Opening Song: Steve Wynn - Favorite Things
Closing Song: Carroll - Billionaire
September 8, 2017
Technology is a dazzling thing, especially when it allows for basically innocuous skullduggary in baseball. Yes, sign-stealing. Also, a bit about the streaks going on in each league, and how they stack up. Both teams are surprisingly similar. Yet different. Hmm.... And Nick does some OOTP science.
Opening Song: The Shamblers - We're Going Streaking
Closing Song: Ryan Sheeler - Stealing Paradise
August 30, 2017
Whether in stature or standing in the eyes of others, gigantic individuals are rocking the base ball world. Giancarlo Stanton has crushed his way to more than 50 home runs. It's amazing. Rhys Hoskins both launches dingers and isn't named Hopkins. What company is he in? And some Cy Young talk.
Opening Song: Mors Ontologica - Massive Action
Closing Song: Bats - Get Upset
August 23, 2017
There's some sifting through the worst parts of modern baseball (old men complaining, as it's otherwise known), and a discussion on great books of baseball. There's also dog and cat discussion. There was no avoiding it.
Opening Song:The Impossibulls - August
Closing Song: Party Boys - House of Books
August 10, 2017
Some semblance of baseball chatter is attempted, but it all falls toward Mr. 3000 and Henry Roengartner. Not that that's bad. But Sale and Kluber are briefly discussed. Also, a Frankenstein team is attempted in the NL East in an effort to beat the Nationals. It ends in a cliffhanger. Send us questions!
Opening Song:Lichtenstein - Everything's For Sale
Closing Song: Life in a Blender - Frankenstein
August 2, 2017
To the dulcet tones of a roofer hammering, the trade deadline and the Dodgers amassing of talent is discusssed. Also Skyrim, and the merits of magework. And prestige TV, and Merritt being a total hipster about it. But seriously, why didn't the Orioles or Padres trade their biggest asset? Silly, really.
Opening Song: PAul Collins - Working Too Hard
Closing Song: The Beets - Television